Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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