I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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