Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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