so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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