Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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