Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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