My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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