Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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