So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
