we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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