glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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