do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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