Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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