Having a random hookup so left but love u
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Michael Bay diarrhea
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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