Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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