Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
