If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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