I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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