Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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