The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
