Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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