i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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