I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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