Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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