I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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