Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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