have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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