I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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