He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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