Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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