You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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