You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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