hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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