I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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