You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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