your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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