I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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