he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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