you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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