Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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