I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
