I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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