Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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