The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Randomize
