I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
