can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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