he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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