Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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