mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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