is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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